What You Need to Know
Colorstorm Media employs a small team of driven individuals working together with one cause:
To Achieve Our Goals By Helping You Achieve Your Goals!
With the advent of do-it-yourself websites, our Internet has become bogged down with a world of mundane design and absolutely horrific marketing efforts. Everyone is selling a three-step plan to what Google is serving up, with a little research, for free or cutting the price of everything to see who can hold out the longest. We fear not because most of our competitors have lost the human touch publishing generic nothingness from a series of templates passing themselves off as web designers and app developers. They've made the Internet feel like digital plastic reflecting absolutely no originality and even less conviction. They make you want to scream, "At least look me in the eyes when you're talking to me!" Our biggest concern is not their competition; our biggest concern is that they are still being hired to do the work! If you reading this are one of those droves of robotic, oxygen-breathing, bandwidth-sucking "designers," from whom we're trying to save the web, please pick-up the phone and refer your client to us so that we can deliver on the creativity and originality they expect and deserve while getting the job done right the first time! We promise to kick you back a commission for the referral. And yes, our word is good. If nothing else, please stop saturating the market with your pointless publications and keep your day job.
Enough on that topic. [Reframe!] Tell the people who we are.
At Colorstorm Media, we are a small group of humans (who do not use "artificial intelligence" to piece together websites from your Facebook page) but rather strategically-craft on-line and off-line solutions intended to work together to make you look like the stud you are while engaging, truly engaging, with your audience.
Want to jump on-board? We have a few qualifications before we begin:
If you're ready to let us take your message and present it in a fresh, unique way and meet the above-mentioned qualifications, then give us a call or shoot us an email where we can talk about the future impact you're about to make on the Internet. As you can imagine, we're honored and determined more than ever to help you help us take back the Web.
Make no mistake, impressions, whether they be first impressions or otherwise, are often limited to once-in-a-lifetime opportunities.
How was ours? If you're offended, don't bother emailing us your complaints, they are quickly passed over and deleted. If you're ready to TELL THE WORLD HOW IT IS AND HOW GREAT YOU ARE, we've saved a spot just for you and are merely awaiting a green light from you.
WARNING: Colorstorm Media is the hottest place on the Internet where you can expect to find creatives that hustle demanding more of themselves today than they did yesterday in order to maintain their edge in their quest to be successful by first making you successful.
Ready to Take Control of Your Online Real Estate?
Well it's about time! Actually, we're always looking to expand our client-base, but before we do, we need you to give us a little information so that we can reach out to you. Talk to you soon!
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